04. The Misuse of Phone Vibrator
An unnamed (you’ll see why) woman in her late 20s from Bristol, UK, deserves particularly honorable mention in this list.
Last year she claimed that the vibration function on her Blackberry Bold 9900 phone had stopped working – wait for it – while she was using it as an adult toy.
What Happened Next? –> Raucous laughter from inside the insurance claims office for several days.